Bolt from the Blue!!!

this i`m writing to let everyone know that such a creature does exist in times such as these...
the name of that creature i`ll disclose later.
one of my childhood pals...loose from both ends i always thought about him...made very little sense that i thought whenever he said anything....was always full of insane ideas...still is...but whenever he says anything..we feel like doing it as if it were a holy gospel....kind-hearted ,may be i`m stretching it a bit too far.....that`s Akaash- A Bolt from the Blue!!!
coming soon- his secrets on this blog....!!!keep following!!

Extraaa Tamasha...

Ever since the ipl auctions last week, some section of humanity, have it seems found that elusive ambrosia but for which they would have been lurking in some part of hades world by now...
First came the auction followed by the most ridiculous reaction by the so called aggrieved parties..nay pakis...
But here i`ll first begin my rhetoric(bcos anything involving india and pakistan has to have it!!) by asking a few questions about the loyalty of pak sympathisers who by sheer bad luck(bad luck for us Indians i.e) couldn`t catch the train to pakiland.
Only tonight i heard the reaction of the Home Minister of India who said that the whole event was disrespectful to cricket?
Prior to that, it was the so called Baadshah of Bollywood who demanded more respect for his fellow pakimen.
And the usual reaction of pakis across our western border...
What baffles me most is" how could so many people suffer from LONG TERM MEMORY LOSS simultaneously?"
Have they forgot that the "i" in the "IPL" stands for INDIAN and not Idiots.
That IPL is an indian entity wholly owned by indians and not those Goddamned Pakistanis.
If as some people allege that there has been a conspiracy to humiliate the pakis at a world stage..then i would like to ask what took us so long to hatch this conspiracy?
We owe the pakis nothing except an obligation to nuke them and put an end to these terrorist acts that those god forbidden people enact all over the world.
Singers,musicians,artistes,cricketers et al from that part of the most filthy land owe an awful lot of gratitude to us Indians, if nothing else!!
Shameless creatures like Adnan Sami, Atif Aslam ...i`m amazed at their audacity that they still have the guts to say that they want to work in india and rake in the moolah just in the guise of increasing people to people contact...
And after the auction, that cousin of a terrorist, Afridi was cribbing about how the auction had made a mockery of pakiland??
"Arrey atankwadi ke bhai, beizzati un logon ki hoti hai jinki koi izzat ho? aap kab se izzatdar ban gaye??"
Now to the champions of justice on our land...
Mr. Gaurav Kalra if you had only compassion and nothing more for those people who have suffered for more than two decades of pak sponsored terrorism and the victims of 26/11 and so many other terrorist incidents you would not have had the face for championing the cause of paki cricketers.
We let their people to come to our country and earn millions which upon returning home is used to bomb our own people.
Mr. Baadshah..well his team of KKR resembled a paki delegation anyway..and chidambaram has the congress votebank to take care of..so the less said about these two individuals the better...
At the cost of sounding extremely vile to the readers who i know will only be my friends..if at all there will be any....i would like to ask everyone to JUST IMAGINE THE WORLD WITHOUT PAKISTAN...!!!...i should better be on my guard coz i never know wherefrom a bomb would be heading towards me!!!
Comments welcome from all quarters.....